Alright so hear me out. I need a pocket Tim Gunn. Mamakat and I were smoking as usual and attempting to watch the season premier of Project runway. I say attempt because when we are high, we cannot focus on even a single thought for too long let alone sitting still through an hour long television program silent. Mid conversation, the idea popped into my mind that I needed a pocket sized version of Tim. I have been a fan of his for a while now, and I adore ever aspect of his personality. For those of you who don't know who the incredibly fabulous Tim Gunn is I will explain. Tim Gunn is a fashion guru that works with the designers of Project Runway on the sideline to coach them through their design each week. He waltzes around the room using a vocabulary straight out of a dictionary either to praise the designers and tell them how fabulous they are, or he will tell you to "Make it Work!" with his famous worried facial expression. Let me just go on to the several reasons why he would be the best pokemon ever.
1) He could be my personal pocket dictionary. Useful for job interviews, impressing people, etc.
2)He can tell me how FABULOUS I look (one of his most commonly used words). Plus it would be nice to hear on a daily basis.
3) He can be my little pocket motivator. (If you have seen the show you know what I mean).He says such encouraging and delightful things to those in a an emotional state like the little sunshiney man that he is.
4) He can give me fashion advice. I could just bring out my pocket sized Tim Gunn at any moment and ask "How do I look?" and I know he would give me the confidence and advice I need to leave the house knowing that Tim gunn told ME that I am looking like a model out of Vogue Magzine
5) He could make me clothes like a little keebler elf of fashion (only if he so pleased since this is in no way to reflect slavery).
6) He would also be my back up buddy. With his way with words I know that if anyone dared to get snippy with me, pocket Tim Gunn could whipser in my ear and tell me exactly what to say to put bitches in place.
hahah i doubt he smokes, has ever smoked, or ever will smoke. hes way to tight knit. i still love him though
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